"Par-Timer" Koozie

This koozie doesn’t just hold your drink — it holds your reputation.
The Par-Timer Koozie is the unsung hero of every golf bag. Collapsible, crisp, and unapologetically mid, it’s made for that guy who brings the vibes — not the game.

Whether you’re on hole 4 or beer 6, this one’s for the drinkers who know they belong out there... kinda.

Why You’ll Love It:

🥶 Keeps your drink cold while your game heats up
🧼 Collapsible neoprene — fits in your pocket or your bag
🖤 Stamped “Par-Timer” design — subtle flex, loud message
👀 Gets attention without trying (just like your slice)
🎁 Great for group gifts, bachelor weekends, and beer cart diplomacy

Details & Fit:

• Standard size fits most 12oz cans and bottles

• Premium neoprene sleeve

• Designed in the USA

Shipping & Returns:

Ships in 2–3 business days.
Returns accepted within 30 days — but no refunds for lost matches.

Care Instructions:

Hand wash and air dry.
Don’t leave it in the cart overnight.