Bad at Golf Tee

This tee isn’t just a fit — it’s a lifestyle.
The Breakfast Ball Club Tee is for the golfer who never logs a first swing, only “practice ones.” With a clean, vintage crest and smug-but-subtle sarcasm, this shirt lets the world know you’re not out here for trophies—you’re here for vibes, beers, and second chances.

Why You’ll Love It:

🍳 Embroidered-style “Breakfast Ball Club” crest — lowkey flex, highkey truth
👕 Midweight 100% cotton tee with a soft vintage feel
💬 Gets laughs from your foursome and compliments from strangers
🏌️♂️ Built for the range, the bar, and your group chat’s most delusional player
📸 Feels like a private members-only shirt… but for weekend hackers

Details & Fit:

• Unisex sizing (true to size – size up for relaxed fit)

• 100% combed cotton

• Pre-shrunk

• Printed in the USA

• Available in Washed Black & Cream

Shipping & Returns:

Ships in 2–3 business days
Returns accepted within 30 days (no mulligans needed)

Care Instructions:

Machine wash cold with like colors
Tumble dry low
Do not bleach your second-chance swagger

Sizing (in inches)